My guest this week is the funny, often outrageous Jinx Schwartz.
Jinx is the author of the Hetta Coffey mysteries.
What’s the best thing about living on a boat?
Being on the water. I love, love
it, even at a marina, but prefer to be at anchor. We are surrounded by sea
birds diving for fish, rays doing an aerial ballet, turtles blowing in the
night, and dolphins cavorting. Once in awhile, a whale blows. Now THAT will get
your attention, especially if it is close!
What’s the worst thing?
See photo. Need I say more?
Getting caught in a storm you can't hide from. We now have another boat.
What, if anything, do you miss about living on land?
We live on land several months of
the year, and it's fine. I like my dishwasher. Given a choice, I'll take the
boat, but both work for us. My husband is a golfer; he gets summers on the
green, and I get winters on the water. I do not play golf, for I have way too
much self-respect.
Have you actually met some of the characters you write about?
Oh, yes. First off, people who
venture offshore in a boat less than several hundred feet long are a different
breed. They are risk takers, rebels, dream seekers, and some are just plain
nuts. Great material for books.
Do you suspect some of the people you meet are running or hiding from
another life?
Absolutely. We were approached on
the beach once by a guy who stood out like, well, a landlubber. Turned out he
was an insurance investigator and wanted to know if we knew a guy named X, who
was reportedly living on a sailboat down here in Mexico. When I asked the name of
the boat, the man said, "Elusive." He stomped off while I was still
rolling on the ground laughing.
Who, living or dead, would you most like to spend an evening with? Why?
My parents and grandmother, of
course.
However, for a stranger I'd pick
Hunter S. Thompson, in a bar. Who wouldn't want to spend time with a guy
who said: "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity, but
they've always worked for me."
Which, if any, other authors have influenced you?
Larry McMurtry. Seriously, who
wins a Pulitzer Prize for a Western? I
love his sense of history and, because I am a Texan, his Texas-ness. We have
our own brand of humor, sense of place in History, and even self-deprecation. I am a ninth-generation Texan, which makes me
even more unbearable than most.
Who would you like to play your main
characters in a movie?
Hmmmm. Hetta
Coffey? A younger Bette Midler. Even if she is a Yankee. Hetta Coffey is a
sassy Texan with a yacht, and she'd not afraid to use it!
Which of your characters would you most
like to meet in person?
Oh, I've met
them all, trust me.
Anything else you want to say?
I always have
a lot to say, just ask my friends. Some of it is even true, although the odds
aren't that good.
BIO AND
LINKS:
I was raised all over the world, in Texas. My dad built dams
and we dragged relatives, and chile con queso, with us to Haiti, Thailand,
Puerto Rico and the like. I followed his
steel-toed footsteps into the building bidness and continued wandering around
the globe. I started writing to set the record straight after reading a Texas history book
referring to my ancestors as "a congenial society for evil." That
just wouldn't do, so I wrote The Texicans.
Website: http://jinxschwartz.com
Twitter: @jinxschwartz
I manically retweet interesting stuff posted by others. If boring, I Unfollow.
Facebook: http://on.fb.me/OegHma
JUST ADD WATER (Book 1) Award-winning Hetta
Coffey series http://amzn.to/oA9wuF
Amazon author page: http://amzn.to/QpYtAR
